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Vodka and diet coke bitches!!! Look how ickle they are haha
where do you find a diet coke bottle sized vodka? Here in the states, our small bottles of vodka (not mini) come in flask shaped bottles, like Smirnoff and Aristocrat.
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I must have a reputation at the hospital. The food services worker walked in and said to someone in the hall, “crap there’s no diet coke on the tray.” And as soon as she sat the tray down she was all “I’ll be right back with your diet coke.”
I felt kinda like Mr. D, but not all cranky and mean. And we’ll godlike.
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