This is something I found from eBay around the times Hostess bit the dust.
I must have a reputation at the hospital. The food services worker walked in and said to someone in the hall, “crap there’s no diet coke on the tray.” And as soon as she sat the tray down she was all “I’ll be right back with your diet coke.”
I felt kinda like Mr. D, but not all cranky and mean. And we’ll godlike.